Medical Distinction:
We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you reallyknow the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, thedefinition for each is listed below...
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, beingmet by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next baby!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medicallyspeaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Cheers...
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